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On a picture-perfect Vermont hillside, complete with red barns and a 150-year-old stone farmhouse, a small family farm makes the finest farmstead Cheddar and Camembert cheeses, just for you!

Along with a personalized Lease Document, we'll include a roster of the herd from which the recipients can choose their cow and milking date. (They have names; they're almost like family).

Progress Reports will tell recipients about the fine art of cheese-making, farm life, and all the moos that's fit to print of the herd. And, if you like, we can take a photo of your cow to add to the family album!

Order a Cow Lease now or read on for more information.


Harvest Time:
4 weeks after requested milking date.


three 8 oz. wheels of Cheddar or three 7 oz. wheels of Camembert

Progress Reports:

The Lease program includes:

We do all the work and you get all the raves (while helping support America's family farms).

Cow Lease (Camembert) - $59.95
Cow Lease (Cheddar) - $59.95
None - $0.00
Action Photo - $5.00
Vermont Cow Basket - $39.95
Lease Shipping (only):
Regular - FREE
2-Day (No Sat. Del.) - $18.95
Overnight (No Sat. Del.) - $29.95

Vermont Cow Basket

A wicker basket stuffed with our wood-fired, grade A maple syrup (half pint), 1½ lbs. of stone-ground buttermilk & honey pancake mix, an 8 oz. waxed Cheddar cheese wheel, and wild Maine blueberries (3.5 oz. can).

Maple and Cheddar Basket - $39.95
Regular - FREE
FREE Action Photo when you add any gift basket to any Lease!

"We received a cow lease as a wedding gift. I'm so happy to give this same delightful, creative gift to my mother-in-law. I LOVE your company's concept & the cheese was the best I've ever tasted."
S.Z. New York, NY

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